Complete set

All three parts

All three parts — the whole first year, documented

Lourenço Bandeira, PhD

The three parts follow the first months in order: the arrival and the decoding, the rhythm you settle into, and the day you finally leave the house. Each stands alone; together they are the whole arc.

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What’s in the set

Part I — The Initial Chaos

Arrival, decoding, and "is my baby OK?"

14 diagrams · 53 pages

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Part II — Settling Into the Rhythm

Sleep, patterns, and the long middle

16 diagrams · 57 pages

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Part III — Rejoining the World

Outings, logistics, and keeping the parent operational

16 diagrams · 55 pages

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Not medical advice. A humorous parenting companion. For urgent symptoms, seek medical care immediately.