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Settling Into the Rhythm
Feeding, sleep, and the daily physical-care loop
Lourenço Bandeira, PhD
- 10 flowcharts
- Humour / parenting
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The emergency phase is over; welcome to operations. The work now is cadence — feeds arriving every 2–3 hours, wake windows measured in minutes, naps that must be transferred like unexploded ordnance.
First: how much sleep the system actually needs. (More than you're getting. Less than you'd hope.)
You are not failing. You are debugging.
What’s inside
- —The Feeding Decision WebTwo pagesEvery feed, mapped: inputs, checks, and the loop that ends in a burp.
- —The Sleep Mystery: Why Won't They Sleep?Two pagesA root-cause analysis of the nightly filibuster.
- —The Nap Transfer ChallengeTwo pagesMoving a sleeping payload without triggering the alarm system.
- —The Diaper Blowout Crisis Management SystemTwo pagesSeverity assessment, containment, and recovery — in that order.
Plus 6 further diagrams. This part’s full contents are set as artwork inside the book.
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Not medical advice. A humorous parenting companion. For urgent symptoms, seek medical care immediately.
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