Frequently asked questions

Part I is $12.99. Everything else is below.

What do I actually get?

A PDF, delivered instantly. It is the same interior as the paperback: A5 pages, full-resolution diagrams, no watermark. You can read it on a phone, tablet, or laptop, and print it at home for your own use.

How is it delivered?

Straight after checkout you land on a page with a download button, and the same links arrive by email. The links stay valid for 30 days — save the file somewhere safe. If a link expires, you can have them re-sent.

Is there a paperback or a Kindle edition?

Both are planned through Amazon. They are not published yet; when they are, buy links will appear on each book’s page.

Can I print it?

Yes — printing for your own use is exactly what the personal-use licence allows. The diagrams are designed to be readable at A5, so two pages per A4 sheet works well. What you may not do is redistribute or resell the file.

Why three parts instead of one book?

Readers of the early drafts found a single volume too dense. The three parts follow the first months in order — the arrival, the rhythm, and rejoining the world — so you can read the one you are living through.

What is your refund policy?

Digital goods are delivered instantly, so the file is yours as soon as you download it. If it is defective, unreadable, or simply not what you expected, email within 14 days and it will be refunded. See the terms of sale.

Is this medical advice?

No. This book is a humorous parenting companion, not medical advice. Always follow your pediatrician's guidance and current safety recommendations. For urgent symptoms — fever in a newborn, breathing difficulty, dehydration, injury, or anything that feels seriously wrong — seek medical care immediately.

Something is wrong with my order.

Email hello@newbornsdecoded.com and it will get sorted. Include the email address you used at checkout.